I made buckeyes the other day. You know what I'm talking about. These delicious peanut butter/chocolate things:
I let Sage try one and I naively thought that she'd pick it apart and slowly eat it. I was wrong. She shoved the WHOLE thing in her mouth and ran around the house a while as it melted and got all over her.
I swear I feed her more than just chocolate. See, after I changed her clothes and wiped her down she got some turkey and goldfish