Secretary: You have an emergency assessment scheduled today and the boss wants you to call her before he gets here.
Me: Okey dokey *rings up boss*
Boss: This new guy coming in has been here before and caused quite a stir. Apparently he likes to get really friendly with the ladies...I don't know how he feels about pregnant ladies but don't close your office door!
Me: At this point, I'll take what I can get...
**he didn't actually even show up for the appointment. bummer.**