Banana

Sage loves bananas. She eats them for breakfast many days a week.
Today, she had an epic fit when I tried to give her a piece of banana.
She kept flinging herself down on the ground screaming every time I tried to break off a chunk to hand to her. Even though she was hollaring like a fool she kept reaching for the banana. She was having a friggin' fit because she wanted to do it herself. So I handed her the whole thing and said, "Good luck princess."

Note banana on the ground by the dirty shoes. Delicious 

 Victory!