Because she will loooooove it.
And then she'll follow your every move watching where you put the special candy corn Halloween bucket.
And then she'll try her hardest to climb onto the table to get said Halloween bucket.
But she's a shorty, and she ain't gonna make it.
Then she cries.
Big tears the size of candy corn.
Check her out standing on her tippiest tippy toe
"Ugh, what are you laughing at Mommy??!!!?? It's snot funny!"