Sunday, March 21, 2010

Ouchie! Ouchie!

If labor feels worse than my poor rib does right now then I will be calling ahead and requesting an epidural as soon as our car gets into the hospital parking lot.

Oh.My.Gawd.I.Am.Dying.OUCH!

Do you think I can talk one of my clients into giving me a few of their Oxycontin?  I would probably have to offer them an amount of money comparable to what they could sell it for on the streets--anyone know how much that might be?

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